My Wife Knows Everything Vs. The Wife Doesn't Know

The one thing I've always respected about horses is that they can't
vomit. Horses can also see two different images from each eye, which
means they can focus eating and the ladies all at the same time. The
thing I don't envy about horses is that they have to poop 15 times a
day. I had to do it five times in one day  last year and believe me,
it's pretty unpleasant.